- if i was a doctor
- hot guy: i sprained my wrist
- me: okay take off your underwear
- me: im happy
- *thinks about life for 2.7 seconds*
- me: im sad
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
(via wholockedj)
“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?”
Rob - “I look a bit like him.”
i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob
(Source: bringontheshackles, via fangirl-of-potatos)
shutupwomangetonmypurplehorse:
is that mercury
Looks like unicorn blood
…potterheads
Oi, we don’t get to ruin posts much. Shut yer face.
(Source: christokloper, via s-onic-youth)
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(via infantvolcanoes)
one time this girl in my biology class got expelled for doing pot in the girl’s room, and my biology teacher said, “why was she messing around with that stuff?”
and this guy said “she does it to lose weight”
and my teacher just sat down and put her head down for a second before saying “it makes you hungry. it. makes. you. hungry.”
(Source: bellsproutz, via jumbojambajuice)
