dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
(Source: falcnpunch, via wurnbo)
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
(via onecanonlydreamxoxo)
hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
(via ifelloffthebed)
omfg why are you doing this to me
who gave u the right
no matter how many times this gos on my dash i shall always reblog.
(Source: kingandqueen, via -lovemejustalittlebitmore)
This went right over my head as a kid.
(Source: screamtrilogy, via girisha)
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
CASE CLOSED.
(via sorryforsmartlyblogging)
if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
(via onecanonlydreamxoxo)
I put the fun in funeral.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
I put the hot in psychotic.
I would’ve made a comment related about this post,but I am distracted by everything.
(via the-twist-in-your-story)
“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich
(Source: hungarian, via the-twist-in-your-story)
